It’s positively silly that we don’t get Easter Baskets full of fun things when we grow up. So I’m changing it. I want fun stuff. In a basket. You should make someone buy you fun stuff too. Don’t forget to tell them to put it in a basket.
What – you don’t even know what to get me? I have made it easy for you.
10) Mmmmmmm…zombielicious!
http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/e88a/?i=front
9) Who doesn’t want a squid holding all their shower stuff? No one I want to know.
http://www.uncommongoods.com/product/shower-squids
8) I think I would use too much because they are so darn cute. Seriously. And I don’t even really like pepper.
http://store.gama-go.com/Snowglobe-Salt-Pepper-p/ea1206.htm
7) Disco Shower every morning would make the day funky fresh. What it is, man, what it is.
6) I pity the fool that don’t like tea.
http://www.etsy.com/listing/66359449/mr-t-tea-teapot-tea-for-one-by-lennymud
5) Having a wine glass that holds an entire bottle of wine would make life so much easier on everyone. But mostly me. Because sharing is so lame.
http://www.vat19.com/dvds/bottle-of-wine-glass.cfm
4) Studies show that Ninjabread cookies taste way more awesome than Gingerbread cookies.
http://www.offthewagonshop.com/collections/weird-funny-gifts/products/ninjabread-men-cookie-cutters
3) You never know when you may need to anthropomorphize your boss’s phone or your car radio. And it would save me the time of printing out eyes, cutting them out and then taping them to the shredder. (Not that I’ve ever done that before.)
http://mcphee.com/shop/emergency-googly-eyes.html
2) I originally thought my cats might not like this – but it says right there on the box they LOVE it. Yay!
http://www.perpetualkid.com/inflatable-unicorn-horn-for-cats.aspx
1) This may possibly be the coolest iPhone case in the world.
Stop looking at me like that. I was completely up front in the title when I called myself a brat. ;P
Great list. We Love the phone cover!
Thanks! Me too. I may have to ask for that as an early St. Patrick’s Day present. (It was the closed holiday I could find on my desk calendar.)
That cat is decidedly not loving it.
Sure he is! I think he just spotted a mouse on the other side of the room.
That is some funny sh*t right there!!! I totally want the Mr. Tea pot. And the disco shower. Okay, and the Big Carl wine glass!
Penny at Green Moms and Kids
There are needs and wants. These are most definitely needs.
I still long for “cripsy” peeps.
Some day they shall be yours Sandee Lady, some day.
I definitely need several of those things. Like the unicorn for the cat. But, since she currently has the most hideous haircut ever, I better not.
Uh-oh. What happened to your cat?
I tried out giving her a “lion” cut and she looks ridiculous. Add a unicorn to that, and well, people might question my sanity.
I love EVERY. SINGLE. ONE!!!!! (I actually bought that shower squid as a present for someone and it is awesome). I think the phone case is brilliant. These are just awesome!!!
Really? You buy cool gifts. We should hang out sometime – you know – long enough so that you feel inclined to buy me something.
The wine glass is a bad idea. If I don’t get up to refill my glass five times a night how will I ever get any exercise?
Picking the glass up Bridget!! It builds your…your…your whatever those muscles are the tops of your arms.
hahahaha I don’t EVEN know where to begin. the snowglobe salt and peppa shakers are adorable! So the first year I was married I woke up and started to search for my easter basket (we were at my parents) and my Mom was all like what are you doing? you’re married now. Your done with all those kid things. WHAT I WANT A DIVORCE. You should see the scrappy basket my husband tries to put together after a few beers and he realizes I’m never growing up and I better have a damn basket to find. He has even gone so lo as to steal from my neices and nephews. ha
Similar first valentine’s day story where I told SAH he didn’t have to get me anything and then he really didn’t.
All I have to say is they knew what they were getting into – and if they have to acquiesce to a little bit of brat to get a whole lot of hot, then so be it. 
hahah AGREED!
Give me the Han Solo cover and the phone inside it and I will be happy.
Is this a stick up?
Allow me to answer a question with a question. If it was a stickup would it work? Would you send me the phone cover and the phone to Bitter Blog headquarters?
(it’s too late – I’m running down the street screaming and everybody’s looking at you weird.)
Uh well never mind then.
best. reply. ever. ever.
Where in the hell do you find this stuff. Again I am crying from laughing so hard!!
V
It’s magic.
By the way, being this funny is not going to make me want to stalk you any less. You know you’re just encouraging my behavior, right?
Duh. Why do you think I’m doing it?
You’ve got 2 stalkers now, move over lablover22
Oh – you all stop fighting over me. Until you have on the approved by Crazy As Normal sumo wrestling suits.