Ha! I add “in bed” to the end of my fortune-cookie phrases too.
And *of course* I have a zombie finger puppet! Doesn’t everybody?
Yay for Zombie Finger Puppets!!!
In Canada, we call a purse “a lady-parts caboose.”
That sounds like an evil Eli Roth movie about a train o’ murder.
Alright girlfriend….this is why I rarely carry a purse. As a matter of fact, I finally decided to clean my purse because I couldn’t find the dang insurance card. There was all kinds of disgusting sticky at the bottom. Gross! Question: why do you have a wallet and the money is loose? Just wondering. LOL
I’m not used to having cash. It confuses me.
First of all, I knew all of this was in your purse because I often hide in your purse. Sorry if it felt extra heavy yesterday. Tweezers- every woman should have them. Best lighting is natural lighting to find those chin hairs and wiley upper lip ones that elude the lights in the bathroom. And since our car is a protected bubble no one sees us plucking away at the red lights.
V
Ha! I add “in bed” to the end of my fortune-cookie phrases too.
And *of course* I have a zombie finger puppet! Doesn’t everybody?
Yay for Zombie Finger Puppets!!!
In Canada, we call a purse “a lady-parts caboose.”
That sounds like an evil Eli Roth movie about a train o’ murder.
Alright girlfriend….this is why I rarely carry a purse. As a matter of fact, I finally decided to clean my purse because I couldn’t find the dang insurance card. There was all kinds of disgusting sticky at the bottom. Gross! Question: why do you have a wallet and the money is loose? Just wondering. LOL
I’m not used to having cash. It confuses me.
First of all, I knew all of this was in your purse because I often hide in your purse. Sorry if it felt extra heavy yesterday. Tweezers- every woman should have them. Best lighting is natural lighting to find those chin hairs and wiley upper lip ones that elude the lights in the bathroom. And since our car is a protected bubble no one sees us plucking away at the red lights.
V