Friday’s Ten Best Pictures Ever*
*That I’ve Ever Taken Or Are Of Me Or That I Previously Altered
(I know I just did this Monday, but it’s my new Friday thing. ”Frabjous Friday” passed away last night at around 10:30 pm. It was peaceful. Rest in peace Frabjous.)
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Since no one got a picture or video or anything of this incredible news story a couple of years ago, Ohio Woman Sprays Cops With Breast Milk, here is a dramatic computer rendering of the whole thing.
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Tomboy Princess for Halloween 2012. She wanted to be a Zombie. I said only if I can make a girl zombie and she finally agreed. I think I did an awesome job. Feel free to tell me so in the comments.
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Also – Tomboy Princess would like you to dream about her tonight. (I’m sorry you guys. That was mean. Please don’t stop following me. And that really is TP. She doesn’t take after me at all – in any way, shape or form, except all of them.)
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Somebody sent steaks to our office – packed in dry ice. And then someone threw the dry ice in the trash. Seriously?! Dry Ice. So I took it all out and turned the break room into a PAR-TAY. I try to make every day as exciting as possible
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Why is Patrick Stewart’s head in a plant? To make a long story short – I’m a geek and when my husband told me I was going to get to meet him, I did what any geek would do - I cried. And I cried every time I talked about it or someone else brought it up. And this was 3 months before hand. And then our Marketing Person decided I needed to be “conditioned” before I met him so that I wouldn’t act like a freak, so she put him my plant where I could see him everyday. (It didn’t work. I cried anyway and couldn’t talk. And I may have almost had a stroke.)
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Thanks, but no thanks, I like my pota-toe to keep its dern mouth shut.
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We had Snowmaggeden in Texas a few years ago. But instead of worrying about the downed pine trees in the backyard, we went in the front yard and constructed a 9′ Mickey Mouse. Like a boss. He has stick arms, but you can’t see them very well. (Also-don’t make a yellow snow joke. It’s food coloring and water. It’s not going to stop you – is it?)
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Look at that – the flowers in my backyard made a three! And we have three kids. And my favorite number is 3. And I have to tell the three kids to do something three times before they do it. And I can’t have more than three vodkas with a splash of cranberry. Not a coincidence, people, not a coincidence at all.
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If any of you watch Phineas & Ferb (One of THE best cartoons on television right now) you will understand why I completely flipped out when I got to this clue and knew the answer. A-G-L-E-T, don’t forget it.
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Why is this picture the most awesome this week? Because I had just chased away a herd of children from the cookies, said they couldn’t have any and then kicked them out of the room. Sweet victory – the winner takes all. 
You have 3 males in your house and you had to waste yellow food coloring. Your ecofriendly rating has just gone way down.
The first time the boys went away from home for more than a night was to Granola Girl & Dr. Octor’s house. And the first thing they said to me when they got back was “Guess what Mom? Granola Girl let us tinkle in the backyard!”
Steaks! Lucky. All we get sent to us at work is anthrax.
Steaks schmeaks. DRY ICE. Didn’t you read that part?
Oh – and on a side note – it wasn’t me. Swear.
The crying thing… I once worked with a woman who cried when she got tickets to Oprah. Then she cried every day leading up to the show. She cried whenever she heard about, thought about, or talked about Oprah. Since she was crying all the time, I can only assume she was slightly OBSESSED with Oprah.
Then she went to the taping and got to *meet* Oprah.
So she cried.
She cried when she met Oprah, she cried when she talked about meeting Oprah, she cried whenever anybody asked her about meeting Oprah. She cried and cried and cried.
Let’s just say that when we parted professional ways, she cried. I, however, was ecstatic.
I didn’t cry after I met him, so I’m way better than her. She sounds crazy.
As opposed to, say, Crazy as Normal?
LOL. Yes.
Yay, it’s a Friday thing!! With that being said, the first 3 (there’s that number again) we VERY disturbing. #3 (eek, there it is again) was crazy, scary. The pota-toe…..seriously? What is wrong with people? And is it the camera angle or does snow Mickey look freakishly tall? I’m so excited that this is a thing now. Have a great weekend!!
Penny at Green Moms and Kids
http://greenmomsandkids.wordpress.com
He was freakishly tall. Nine whole feet. We had to put his ears on with a ladder.
I want to work at your office. By work I mean hang out in the dry ice room all day eating steak.
That’s all S & I used to do when we worked together – eat steak in the dry ice room. It was awesome. Until she quit and I stopped eating steak. Come to think of – I wonder if it’s her fault? Hmmm….
Patrick Stewart is creeping on you! I love it!
Also…did you fake pixilate that lady’s breasts? Because that is the most awesome thing I’ve ever seen.
I did. Picture was MS Paint, fake pixelation was Photoshop Elements. I thought it would be funnier than a black “censored” bar. Thanks for thinking I’m as funny as I think I am.
That is a very cute picture of you coming in at #1…
I only post the cute pictures of myself. Even if it takes 87 shots.
Ah. This is an interesting way to do it…
Omg. I just found you via @momaical. I LOVE Phineas and Ferb. AND, I am a total paparazzi. lol! Love your pics and I’m your newest official creeper.
I think you’re my first creeper! Yay!
P.S. Here’s a little something special just for you… open it verrrrrrrrry s-l-o-w-l-y. http://mylifeaslucille.blogspot.com/2013/02/the-real-lucille-q-a.html
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