I know you are also an avid reader of my Twitter account, so you already know that every last muscle in my back has a knot in it. I don’t know why, but because of them, I don’t really want to proof-read very much tonight. (To you 6 people who read this and are saying “This blog is proof-read? She’s kidding right? Someone please tell me she’s kidding before I kill myself slowly with this grammar & spelling book,” I say, “Pbbbbtttthhhhh.”)
So instead of either of us having to read a gazillion words – I am posting pictures. (SAH sighs in relief only to discover that instead of me asking him if what I wrote was really funny or he’s just saying that 50 times, I’m asking him if my pictures are really funny or he’s just saying that 58 times. Being a SAH is HARD WORK, yo.)
The Ten Best Pictures Ever*
*That I’ve Ever Taken Or Are Of Me Or That I Previously Altered
(Now that I’ve won two prestigious awards – in less than a month BTW – I have to more careful about where and how I get pictures so I don’t get sued. And I haven’t had time to look that up in the Blogging Bible. There is one of those, right? Can someone send me the link?)
This picture of my sister is awesome. And I laugh every time I look at it. I scared her in like 1984. And she didn’t start talking to me again until 2005.
This is Rusty my Basset Hound. He’s smiling. Funny AND Cute. Feel free to turn this into a meme, paint pictures of him and send them to me, or make a profit on Etsy selling Rusty the Happy Dog merchandise.
Speaking of memes, I made this all by myself at one of those meme generating sites. Impressive, isn’t it?
I ran a 5k, but only because I took a “Couch To 5k” training class with the best running coach ever. I made this to commemorate that awesome accomplishment. After that I trained myself for the “5k To Couch”.
One of the parents took this. Because that’s what you do when your daughter face plants in her first snow ever, take a picture. Gidget tells people I was kissing the snow. That’s what I would tell people too.
We are at a Baseball game and BAM – a T-Rex showed up. Everyone in the crowd noticed it and stood. But the players knew the game must go on. It was cray-cray. Also don’t ever say or write “cray-cray”. It sounds and looks stupid.
We’ll call #8 “Things I Do at Work When The Servers Go Down”.
I could have included this with #8, but ”Normal to Punk in Less Than a Minute” deserved it’s own spot. With only paper clips and binder clips – I love the paper clip nose ring. So hardcore.
Why is this a Best Picture Ever? Because that Weeble Wobble Punching Bag was the Best Toy Ever. And I miss it. A lot. That Weeble would wobble, but he never, ever fell down. Not even once.
Thanks for stopping by – I appreciate it. Really. And I like doing this. So you’re stuck with me for a while. Who knows, I may even write a book – after the Oscar hub-bub dies down of course.